The News, 13th January 2006 

A belated Happy New Year to all you Puks and Posers. It just keeps going. How long will my lifeblood last? The Brutes are activating themselves somewhat so that's good news to anyone with a pulse. Their website's been rejigged, check it out via the links section. Word of a CD or something soon, who can tell? Catnips got shot in the foot at the tail end of last year but they swear they will get something on tape soon. Fat chance. 

Gatsby's Weekly Thought

It's still cold! I am fucking sick of it.

Welcome to Donside Records!

My name is Bruce Gatsby and I am the Chief around here. The kids call me the Chief. This is my third attempt at a website and the one I am most happy with. The colours sparkle in front of my eyes like dead wet dogs. Ever since I started this record label I have had one main dream, and that is to tell everything I know to everyone I see. With this website I can outdo that dream by telling things to those I can't see, such as you. I will see you when you come to my house, but for now I am content that you can see my words on the Big Screen (cinema).

Please Tell Your Friends.

There are only so many kids I can reach with this thing, what do you think I am? The music I back is the best, the music I disregard is not for you, trust me. You already know this, I have just told you, why aren't you telling your friends?

In return I will turn on the news for you. Every week I will turn on my computer and write new news just for you and the rest of the Internet. Today I tell nothing, this is the introduction you idiot.